tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6100776413149670920.post2258284370526202654..comments2024-03-16T00:39:49.573-07:00Comments on IEPI: Book written in txt msgTon van 't Hofhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09887032597668813687noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6100776413149670920.post-27977086120440086832007-01-25T23:05:00.000-08:002007-01-25T23:05:00.000-08:00mIEKAL aND: I played with writing a similar book i...mIEKAL aND: I played with writing a similar book in IM, but I ws nevr gd enuf @ it. As a replacement for that, I had my students write a paper using the texting language of their choice. <br /><br />I also tried to get my wife to agree to a cell phone marriage ceremony. The line '...please text now or forever hold your peace' was particularly appealing to me. Of course, there would be connection issues so that we'd eventually end up at opposite ends of the room and facing away from one another. <br /><br />Linh: the line “I’d like to have that bitch buff My fucking pickle” just made my week. Thank you for that.Jamba Dunnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17693221918875787461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6100776413149670920.post-14046580273092013442007-01-25T14:52:00.000-08:002007-01-25T14:52:00.000-08:00Hi mIEKAL aND,
In my "Jam Alerts," to be publishe...Hi mIEKAL aND,<br /><br />In my "Jam Alerts," to be published in March by Chax Press, I have a poem using SMS language: <br /><br />HF ICBW BFN<br /><br />End of day,<br />Face to face,<br />Fine by me.<br /><br />On the other hand,<br />Over and out, <br />Just a sec,<br />I rest my case,<br />Unpleasant visual, <br />That stinks!<br /><br />Girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend,<br />Never mind, one of these days,<br />I love you, see you later, <br />I’m not a lawyer. <br /><br />Way to go, you’ll be sorry,<br />Sorry, I could not resist,<br />Get a life, take your time,<br />Same place same time,<br />Sick of me yet? Speak.<br /><br />So stupid it’s not funny,<br />To be honest, take care,<br />Between me and you,<br />Same stuff, different day,<br />What’s up? Thanks a lot.<br /><br />In my "American Tatts" (Chax 2005), I messed with IM:<br /><br />Pentameters<br /><br />Umm so 2 days ago we had my mom’s <br />Services and it was really sad. I <br />Saw a bunch of people I hadn’t seen <br />In a long time. My old friend Brittney looked<br />Pretty hot actually. (I’m just messing<br />With u Kristen!) So I saw my best friend<br />Who I haven’t talked to in like a year. <br />His name is Brenden. We have been best friends <br />Since we were three. We decided to start doing<br />More stuff together cus we never see <br />Each other anymore. He gave a little <br />Speech thing that made me feel a lot better <br />And it made me respect him a lot more. <br />I never realized how emotional <br />He was. I never saw him break down in <br />Tears like that and I never really wanted <br />To see him do that but it shows how much <br />He cares. Umm I could easily tell that <br />Kristen liked him. She was staring at his <br />Crotch the whole time. Umm yeah and I just got <br />To catch up with everybody and <br />Kristen got to meet some of my friends. O <br />We had this big line of pics of my mom <br />When she was younger and stuff and Brenden <br />Came up to me and actually told me <br />“Damn your mom was hot” and I told him back <br />“Yeah I know.” It felt kind of creepy to <br />Say that especially cus she’s dead and <br />She was probably listening to us <br />And she is my mom but she was pretty <br />Attractive. So I asked him if she still<br />Looked like that and was still alive would he<br />Hit on her and he said yes. Brenden is <br />Like one of the most honest guys I know <br />(Just cus he doesn’t really care what people <br />Think of him) but he never takes care of <br />Himself. He only takes like five showers <br />A month and the weirdest thing about that <br />Is they’re all on the same day. O and he <br />Has a girlfriend but he says that they’re going <br />Through “rough times” cus he bit her on the ass. <br />Y would you bite a girl on the ass? Does <br />It taste good? Do girls find that erotic <br />Or pleasurable? Was she constipated <br />And Brenden was just trying to motivate <br />Her to get the rest out? O Kristen my <br />Grandpa says ur a fine young woman and <br />He says ur quite a catch. I think he ODs<br />On viagra or horny goat weed cus <br />He’s like the horniest guy I know and <br />He’s like 70 or 80. O he <br />Also said “I’d like to have that bitch buff <br />My fucking pickle.” Sorry that was just <br />A joke. Y were u surprised that I knew <br />The reasons y u wore a skirt? I’m not <br />That stupid and anyone could realize <br />The advantages of it. It only <br />Makes u look less slutty to the parents <br />So they will be less suspecting but it <br />Allows easier access. Anyone <br />With a brain could figure that out. OK I <br />Better stop typing cus I’m just rambling <br />On. I’ll go now. I haven’t been able <br />To sleep lately and it’s really pissing <br />Me off. P.S. Before u guys go I <br />Have a joke Q: Why do aliens always <br />Probe you in the ass? A: Because the <br />First person ever abducted was a British <br />Man and they asked him where he would like it <br />The most and he replied “Up Me Arse. Stick <br />It Up Me Arse.” And another joke Q: <br />What’s the difference between a British <br />Man and a British woman? A: A <br />British woman has a higher sperm count. <br />Hahahahaha sorry those r just <br />Too funny. No offense to any British <br />Women, just the men.<br /> <br /><br />LinhLinh Dinhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00328959360983573810noreply@blogger.com